Resto/Elemental Totem Monkey for sale. Buy yours today! (accepted)

G'day gents.
I caught your recruitment yell in the general channels so i figured i'd try my luck.

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1) PERSONAL INFORMATION

A. Name: Wil
B. Age and gender: 28 / Male
C. Location: Bonny ald Newcastle, England
D. Tell us something about yourself: I'm an illustrator by trade and i refute the second law of thermodynamics!


2) YOUR CHARACTER

A. Server: Twisting Nether
B. Character name: Cadaji
C. Race and class: Troll Shaman
D. Number of days played (/played): 177 days 0 hours and 40 mins
E. What professions do you have on your main character and are they maxed out?: Proffs Maxxed: Alchemy/Herbalism (although i'm currently farming the matts to replace Herbalism and power level Inscription instead) Fishing/Cooking/Archeology/First Aid

3) PREVIOUS GUILDS, RAIDING EXPERIENCE & PERFORMANCE

A. Previous Guild(s): Lets seeeee. - Vanilla - <Conviction> Frostwhisper, TBC - <Raging Nemesis> Sylvanas, Wrath > MoP - <Unification> Terokkar, Current Residence <Full House> Twisting Nether.

B. Reason for leaving previous your Guild(s): <Conviction> collapsed as the news of the end of 40m raiding fractured the guild. Myself and a RL mate went t join some other lads we knew on Sylvanas. <RN> Was eaten by the summer lull in activity around the Sunwell days. Most of the core left t join bigger progression guilds leaving the rest of us in the raiding Doldrums. <Unification> was my home throughout wrath all the way to the end of cata wherein a core group of raiders, dis-satisfied with the leadership just realm transfered one day to start thier own guild. Another RL mate suggested i joined him on TN so i ended up in <Full House> whenin he quit playing WoW. Now i find msyelf looking for a more structured, progression aiming, raid environment again.

C. How active are you and what level of raid attendance can we expect from you?: Weekdays i can provide 100% raid attendance, Weekends are a wee bit sketchy as i'm usualy not able t get on until after 8/9 realm time.
D. Give the hours (in server time) that you can raid between e.g. 07.30pm-11.30pm: 5/6pm -> 12/1am
E. Previous raiding experience in vanilla WoW, TBC and WotLK:
*Vanilla - Full clear on Ony/MC/BWL/ZG/AQ20/AQ40/Naxx up to Saph where the Honor patch killed raid attendance
*TBC - Full clear on Kara/Gruul/Magtheridon/SSC/TK/ZA/MH/BT/SWP up to Twins when the World Cup/Summer/Olympics hit n ate the guild
*Wrath - Full clear on Naxx10(Undying)/25, Uld10/25(Conq of Ulduar), Ony10/25, ToTC10/25(Tribute run), ICC10/25/25hc, RS25
*Cata - Full clear on BoT25HC, BWD25HC, FL10HC/25HC, DS10HC
*MoP - Full Clear on MSV10, First boss in HoF taken to 10%

4) HARDWARE & UI

A. Brief computer specification & Internet connection:
Comp Spec: CPU - i5, 6GB Ram, GeForce GT 320
Net: 16mb
B. Do you have any issues with D/C or computer related problems?: Not really.
C. Do you have a headset with a microphone and are you able to communicate verbally in English on Ventrilo?: Yes and Yes, Coherantly however...well that depends how well the night has gone
D. Describe your UI, which addons are used? I would've linked a screenshot but alas the forum says no.

I use bartender t chop up my UI. Bottom Left is my Chat + Main action bars. these contain my main use spells/macros/consumeables all hotkeyed. Bottom middle is my minimap, Right of that are my non essential abilities, mounts, prof tabs, food/drink/hearthstone etc. Above the minimap is my 'TotemBar' where i dump my situational abilities/totems, usualy stuff with long CD's like the elementals or Bloodlust. Omen/Recount occupy the bottom left of the screen.

Addons i use are - DBM, Sexymap, Grid + StatusRaidDebuff, Skinner, AZCastbar, TipTac, Recount, Omen, Bartender, Shadowed Unit Frames, OmniCC, Outfitter, IceHUD

5) FINALLY

A. Why do you want to join the Insidious Guild?: Currently i'm in a very lackluster position in a guild run on the whims of 1 guy. A person who is happy to cancel a week or 2's raiding so he can play Halo4 and that is simply not the environment i want to raid in. There aren;t many openings for Resto shamans about right now so when i saw your recruitment post and saw that your founders where also Vanilla raiders i thought i should try my luck with some more like minded raiders. I very much play this game for the challange of the end game content. That buzz on dropping the boss you've been breaking on for a week or 2 and i'm not getting that where i am right now.
B. Why should we pick you over someone else?: Because i have an endless supply of Pornography and Biscuits! No good? ...okay lets see: I'm a hard working player. I'm always reading up on blogs/theorycrafting for my class/spec, I make sure i bring flasks/pots/Max level food for myself + a few feasts for those non chefs out there. I'm quick to learn new encounters and happy to bash my head off 'em for hours until the buggers drop. I'm always up for challanges in and out of raids, and most of all, i'm able to take criticism and learn from my mistakes.
C. Is there anything you would like to add?: Please take me! Oh why won't you take me?! It's because i'm not as pretty as the other Trolls ISN'T IT!?
D. How did you hear about us and is there anyone in Insidious who can vouch for you?: I came across you lads via your recruitment post in the General hat whilst lurking in Org.
E. Now tell us a joke:
"Just had a water fight over the park with a bunch of local kids.
I won!
No one's a match for me and my kettle. "

Thanks for reading

Everything looks good mate i just have small question B. Character name: Cadaji can't find you in armory. Full house have only one troll shaman Thrakkar is that you ?
Other then that thanks for application we will get back to you soon us possible.

That would be me aye. I race switched a while but the daft armoury dosen't want to recognise the name chnage that went along with it.
Should be logged out in the correct gear now too

Awesome app. Thank you for taking the time

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is the best opener to app i've seen in a long while, much irl laughter was laughed.

Would love to trial you this evening if your around. Short notice I know, let us know your availability.

Trial granted wisp Georgebest idcfa or dufrane for invite welcome aboard mate.